Forever Mint

This is the type of Mentos mint that when enjoyed does not fully dissolve and instead becomes a gum-like substance.

"Do you have any gum?"
"No, but I have these mints" (hands Mentos)
"Oh these must be those fancy FOREVER MINTS"

by guysm1ley February 27, 2024

THUKK

Noun: The sound an underside of a boot makes when it comes in contact with a chin. Usually used in comic book panels when the hero subdues a villain. THUKK!

Villian, "Time for me to leave"... Black Widow: "'THUKK', Not today... enjoy your floor nap."

by guysm1ley April 13, 2023

Cupcake Birthday

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.

Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!

by guysm1ley November 29, 2020

No Commas

N: The term for obscure but awesome musicians that have less than 1,000 monthly listeners on music streaming platforms.

Person 1: This song is a banger.

Person 2: I saw them play it live when they were a no commas band.

by guysm1ley April 04, 2024

Sweeney Todd

Verb: A term used to describe the process of allowing your brain to remember a memory first without the help of electronics or the internet.

Person 1: Can you list all of the United States capitals?
Person 2: Yes, but I'm too tired to think, let's just look it up online.
Person 1: NO, we'll "Sweeney Todd" the list instead!

by guysm1ley January 31, 2021

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023

Patrick Swayze

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.

Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!

by guysm1ley November 27, 2020