guysm1ley's definitions

Patrick Swayze

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.

Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!

by guysm1ley November 27, 2020

Cupcake Birthday

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.

Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!

by guysm1ley November 29, 2020

Sloppy Dan

Noun: A type of sandwich consisting of ground beef and a tomato-based sauce like Manwich served on a hamburger roll.

Person One: Can you brown some hamburger, please? Let's have Manwich for dinner.
Person two: Oh you mean, a Sloppy Dan?

by guysm1ley December 2, 2020

Sweeney Todd

Verb: A term used to describe the process of allowing your brain to remember a memory first without the help of electronics or the internet.

Person 1: Can you list all of the United States capitals?
Person 2: Yes, but I'm too tired to think, let's just look it up online.
Person 1: NO, we'll "Sweeney Todd" the list instead!

by guysm1ley January 31, 2021

Patented Julie Pull Through

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.

(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

by guysm1ley February 25, 2021

THUKK

Noun: The sound an underside of a boot makes when it comes in contact with a chin. Usually used in comic book panels when the hero subdues a villain. THUKK!

Villian, "Time for me to leave"... Black Widow: "'THUKK', Not today... enjoy your floor nap."

by guysm1ley April 13, 2023

Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023