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N: The term for obscure but awesome musicians that have less than 1,000 monthly listeners on music streaming platforms.
Person 1: This song is a banger.

Person 2: I saw them play it live when they were a no commas band.
No Commas by guysm1ley April 4, 2024

Forever Mint

This is the type of Mentos mint that when enjoyed does not fully dissolve and instead becomes a gum-like substance.
"Do you have any gum?"
"No, but I have these mints" (hands Mentos)
"Oh these must be those fancy FOREVER MINTS"
Forever Mint by guysm1ley February 27, 2024

Sneeze Money 

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."
Sneeze Money by guysm1ley April 17, 2023
Noun: The sound an underside of a boot makes when it comes in contact with a chin. Usually used in comic book panels when the hero subdues a villain. THUKK!
Villian, "Time for me to leave"... Black Widow: "'THUKK', Not today... enjoy your floor nap."
THUKK by guysm1ley April 13, 2023

Patented Julie Pull Through 

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.
(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

Sweeney Todd 

Verb: A term used to describe the process of allowing your brain to remember a memory first without the help of electronics or the internet.
Person 1: Can you list all of the United States capitals?
Person 2: Yes, but I'm too tired to think, let's just look it up online.
Person 1: NO, we'll "Sweeney Todd" the list instead!
Sweeney Todd by guysm1ley January 31, 2021

Sloppy Dan 

Noun: A type of sandwich consisting of ground beef and a tomato-based sauce like Manwich served on a hamburger roll.
Person One: Can you brown some hamburger, please? Let's have Manwich for dinner.
Person two: Oh you mean, a Sloppy Dan?
Sloppy Dan by guysm1ley December 2, 2020