pragneant

A dressing-up bash where a number of da male audience-members totally "go rabbit-crazy" from da "beauty overload" on stage, and thus a lot of said lovely female contestants later get puffed-out abdomens.

Many happy child-bearing couples have first met and "paired" at beauty pragneants, but in general it's still not an overly-wise practice to jump someone's bones within mere minutes of first laying eyes on each other.

by QuacksO May 5, 2022

pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

am I pregnant test

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on

Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

by n they're published on Urban D August 21, 2021

food pregnant

The process of having a food baby.

Look at me, I am totally food pregnant right now.

by The K-Nizzle June 30, 2010

had a pregnant

To become suddenly and deeply excited, and often seized by the urge to share one's excitement with others.

I was so excited that Steven Colbert made an oblique reference to something I did that I almost had a pregnant.

by johnatthebar February 22, 2011

prangent

A word that might have originated of a misspell of "pregnant" in YAHOO answers.
When you impregnate someone for a prank.
'Pran' is derived from "Prank."

You shouldn't prangent anyone.

by DawMAD5 May 11, 2017

pregnant silence

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

by lukebn July 27, 2010