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power walking 

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.
I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

Pokéwalking

Let's go Pokéwalking, so we can catch some rare Pokémon.
Pokéwalking by mebozy July 26, 2016

Pee Pee Powerwashing 

verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.
At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!

Powerwashing 

The act of using ones forceful urination to erase fecal residue left behind on the side of the toilet bowl by the toilet's previous user. Occasionally, more than one powerwashing session is required to completely finish the job.
I tried to get rid those skid marks that Jeff left behind by powerwashing them, but i could hardly make a dent in them!
Powerwashing by Gumballz May 26, 2010

Powertasking

Performing just one task at a time, perfectly. The task has been pre-prioritized, initiated with triggers (queues) to re-engage it at a later time if dropped, and performed without distractions and with proper resources. The task falls under the umbrella of "what do I want."
You are powertasking when you have prioritized all tasks on your plate and begin, one task at a time, with the first priority task. As you switch off the task, you create task triggers or queues that allow you to re-engage the task with little effort later. The "switch to" task is in line again with your powertasking priorities list pre-developed before the task switch.
Powertasking by Powertasker January 22, 2009

powerballing 

Last night I was totally powerballing your mom.
powerballing by thadude October 10, 2006