RedDan69's definitions

Pee Pee Powerwashing

verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.

At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!

by RedDan69 April 3, 2011

Michael Strahan

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.

Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!

by RedDan69 March 11, 2011

Goal Pants

n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.

my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)

Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?

When she was three!

Now thats some goal pants!

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

Oreo Creampie Surprise

Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"

My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!

well done!

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

by reddan69 February 9, 2012

condomints

noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.

condom flavored mints
or
mint flavored condoms

I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(

by RedDan69 March 22, 2011