CedricDoodlehopper's definitions

power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

370H55V

Look at it upside down.

Unfortunately, there is nothing to use for "V", so it will not work using just numbers (That would be HILARIOUS if it did), and 4 does not always look like an upside down "h" (and it looks like a lowercase h).
U R A 370H55V

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

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by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015

Digga

A black guy with a shovel

I know a digga who's good at digging holes.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 24, 2015