defoxify

To unlearn the false information which one has heard on Fox News.

Sarah: I just heard Tucker Carlson tell me that gay jewish muslim communist atheist Mexicans are coming over the border to steal our jobs and teach our children how to kill their babies and have sex with other men.
Abigail: It sounds like you need too defoxify.

by CedricDoodlehopper January 22, 2023

power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

Stop getting under him and start getting over him

What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.

Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023

Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

by CedricDoodlehopper July 03, 2015

Ficult

Easy or not difficult

Cooking is actually quite ficult once you learn how to do it.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 01, 2023

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by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013