Definitions by CedricDoodlehopper

Stop getting under him and start getting over him 

What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.

Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.

Stop getting under him and start getting over him by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023

Ficult

Easy or not difficult

Cooking is actually quite ficult once you learn how to do it.

Ficult by CedricDoodlehopper April 1, 2023

defoxify 

To unlearn the false information which one has heard on Fox News.

Sarah: I just heard Tucker Carlson tell me that gay jewish muslim communist atheist Mexicans are coming over the border to steal our jobs and teach our children how to kill their babies and have sex with other men.
Abigail: It sounds like you need too defoxify.

defoxify by CedricDoodlehopper January 22, 2023

eight incher 

A penis that is 8 inches long. Approximately 20 cm.

I wish I had an eight incher.

eight incher by CedricDoodlehopper July 25, 2015

Digga 

A black guy with a shovel

I know a digga who's good at digging holes.

Digga by CedricDoodlehopper July 24, 2015

Put a dick in it 

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

Put a dick in it by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015

power walking 

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

power walking by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014