11 definitions by CedricDoodlehopper
Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023
A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".
BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!
PUT A DICK IN IT!
by CedricDoodlehopper June 25, 2015
Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
Unfortunately, there is nothing to use for "V", so it will not work using just numbers (That would be HILARIOUS if it did), and 4 does not always look like an upside down "h" (and it looks like a lowercase h).
U R A 370H55V
U R A 370H55V
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
Same as hammered turd.
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
by CedricDoodlehopper July 8, 2015
by CedricDoodlehopper July 9, 2015