powerwaiting 

powerwaiting is the action of waiting in an excited manner, or in a rushed manner. or waiting impatiently.
mostly caused by either not giving enough fucks about something and you end up waiting it out.
mostly done by "concentrating" on the waiting which apparently, according to some, makes the "waiting faster." like if it was some fucking "wait" command of skyrim.

in other words, focusing intensely on waiting

powerwaiting, powerwait, powerwaited
"i got so excited that the new chapter of my favorite book was out, i ended up ordering same-day delivery, and powerwaited infront of my door, staring at it!"
"this office job is so fucking boring, ill just powerwait through it"

"..AAANY SECOND NOW HES GONNA SHOW UP! WONT STOP POWERWAITING, WILL NEVER STOP POWERWAITING!"

powerwaiting by ammeo July 6, 2023

Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

powerfarting 

Flatulence that emerges with such a powerful velocity and ear-shattering roar that people nearby have been literally startled to death.

I had a cousin who was a powerfarting champion who once, at Thanksgiving, powerfarted at the dinner table and some folks dropped involuntarily down into the fetal position, thinking it was nuclear war!

powerfarting by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

Pee Pee Powerwashing 

verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.

At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!

Pee Pee Powerwashing by RedDan69 April 3, 2011

Powerwashing 

The act of using ones forceful urination to erase fecal residue left behind on the side of the toilet bowl by the toilet's previous user. Occasionally, more than one powerwashing session is required to completely finish the job.

I tried to get rid those skid marks that Jeff left behind by powerwashing them, but i could hardly make a dent in them!

Powerwashing by Gumballz May 26, 2010

powerwalking

To walk at very high speed, although not running.
The effect can be optimized by listening to hard core techno or dance music.

Where's the hurry? You're powerwalking away from me!

Look, it's the powerwalker-lady!

powerwalking by Nils H August 10, 2007

poweraiding

Mixing poweraid with vodka and tequila and shoving it up your ass in order to get high.

Guy 1: “You busy tonight?”
Guy 2: “Yeah I’m busy poweraiding my girls ass.”

poweraiding by bitcheshcjsksx March 5, 2019