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perplexcuse 

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement
How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...
perplexcuse by mcgobri April 29, 2015

Perplexified 

When a nigga straight ponderin'
Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified
Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019

powersexual 

Powersexual is a word referring to someone who is rarely atracted to anyone and when they are, it is someone who is very influencial/skilled in a certain area/socially powerful. It could also refer to a fictional character who is attracted to people with stronger abilities/powers. Powersexuality is not an actual sexual orientation. A person can be, say, homosexual and powersexual at the same time.
Madara Uchiha is powersexual...
( ^ fictional character example)

Person 1: Er, you ever had a crush on a girl?
Person 2: Well...I had a crush on two girls once; the school president and the head of the popular clique.
Person 1: Powersexual much?
( ^ real world example)

Chromosome powerplay 

Meaning you have an extra set of chromosomes. Nice way of calling someone a retard. Powerplay is a man-up scenario in sports, mostly from opposing team serving a penalty.
Person 1: "Wow, that guy is a moron."

Person 2: "Yeah, they must have a chromosome powerplay going on."

Perplexigon 

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate
ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

Powerflex 

An intentional flaunting of capability; namely doing something extraordinarily foolish and still having the support of your peers.
Tracy: "Oh man you guys! I'm so drunk...I'm going to go slap my vagina on the webcam."

David: "Fuck yeah Tracy! You rock... Post that shit on facebook!"

Tracy: "iight Nyuka~!"

Tracy's fans: "You are so hot." etc

(PS! she's fugly)

This is an example of Tracy's powerflex; using social status to get what she wants:

Compliments for something disgusting. (It gets her off, this isn't an inside joke.)
Powerflex by Dahni March 27, 2010