Acability

Academic ability in someone who struggles in school.

How in God's name did Joey get two F's this semester?

To be honest he gives a decent effort. However, his acability is in the toilet.

by mcgobri May 23, 2020

perplexcuse

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

by mcgobri April 29, 2015