perplex

Bleeding out of the ass while taking a shit

I was very perplexed yesterday while the blood flowed out of my ass

by Evan Pettit April 9, 2003

perplexing

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013

perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015

perplexic

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.

by Mung August 17, 2003

Perplexed

Feeling confused and slightly worried,

Perplexed defined "I'm not sure what to do with my daughter!"

by Blissful_86 September 15, 2015

Perplexed

Hugs and prayers to us both😿
It would appear we are not the handsome gentleman either one of us are searching for.

The coincidences … so many.

I guess when you want something so badly, you will overlook the things that don’t fit and focus on those that do.

When you have your word be a number it is easy to find when you search for new definitions. That is how I found it. It just happened to be that my handsome gentleman just deleted me from social media and then you had a post stating you needed to sit on the naughty seat. Completely fit my situation.

Perplexed

Again hugs for your heart. If you ever need someone to talk with you know how to get ahold of me.

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u March 25, 2023