power poo

A large and powerfull poo/shit that usually happens between the hours of 7am and 12 noon following a rather long night consuming alcohol and the traditional kebabs/pizza afterwards. often makes ones hangover a lot less painfull.

oh god i need a power poo really bad!
I think i've lost about 4 stones after that power poo!

by hazmat man June 11, 2006

poo poo power

1. the sudden energy rush you get when you are trying to make it to the bathroom before you shit your self
2. the total disregard for human life as you drive recklessly to the nearest store.
3. the willingness to run from cops when your groundhogin it.

guy1"Your going 90 in a school zone!"

guy2"I don't give a fuck I got poo poo power!"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

Power poop

When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.

Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me
Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long
Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!

by Pooping princess December 7, 2009

power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.

Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week

by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009

Power Poop

A poop/poops that comes out of your anus so fast that the impact makes the water reach your butt cheeks.

"Dude, I just had a power poop. Now I have to take a shower."

by Power Pooper April 14, 2014

Power Pooping

The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.

Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"

by Molotov Malone October 24, 2008

power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003