Powerpoop 

A strategically planned trip to the bathroom while at work. Often occurs shortly before quitting time or before breaks or lunch. This is often done to spend less time working.

15 minutes to closing time. Looks like time for a powerpoop.

Powerpoop by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

PowerGoolo 

The almost mythical combination of Powerade, Goon and Solo. PowerGoolo, often referred to as "The Nectar of the Gods" unites the restorative, hangover busting qualities of Powerade, with the refreshingly intoxicating characteristics of Goolo.

Powergoolo: Hydrate, Inebriate, Procreate, Don't Wait!

"Drinking PowerGoolo is a religious experience of such wonder I'll be recommending that it be named as the new Holy Trinity" - Pope Benedict XVI

Bloke 1: Sorry mate I can't come to the cricket on Friday I have a job interview the next day.
Bloke 2: Don't worry they're serving PowerGoolo, you'll probably do better at your interview for it. As long as you're quads aren't too sore from all the babes you'll be getting.

PowerGoolo by Gooooloooo April 4, 2011

powerpointless 

A long-drawn corporate presentation full of jargon and acronyms that doesn't make any point.

Dave - Damn, I dozed off in the middle of the presentation, What'd I miss?

Matt - Nothing much, it was pretty much powerpointless.

powerpointless by evil0verl0rd October 23, 2009

PowerPoint Karaoke 

When the presenter of a PowerPoint presentation is reading straight off the slide and not expanding on what is written.

"She's just reading straight off the slide! She may as well let us read it rather than read it out to us - it's PowerPoint Karaoke, I tells ya!"

PowerPoint Karaoke by TeRRa4 October 21, 2011

P-P-P-Powerbook 

What started off as a simple ebay auction, became a fabled internet scam of a known scammer. The scammer tried to use a fake escrow service in order to rip a apple powerbook off a legitimate seller on eBay. Knowing what was really going on, the seller hatched a hilarious plot that took advantage of the scammer. The seller ended up enclosing a pieced together "P-P-P-Powerbook" which consisted of a 3-ring binder with old keyboard keys glued to it. On the sides and back; fire wire, monitor!, and various other ports were drawn on with a black marker. Also included in the package were pencil shavings and misburned cdrs. The seller reported a 2000 dollar value for the package, so the scammer had to pay the full 27% tax in order to receive his parcel. Eventually the scammer did pay this tax and received his package only to find out "it is broken". During the whole event, members from the message boards the prank originated from staked out the address the package was being delivered to. The address was for a barbershop with an internet cafe above. One of the "undercover agents" even had his hair cut there while he was doing reconnaissance. Simply searching for “P-P-P-Powerbook” on any search engine will yield more detailed results.

Shit son, you hear about that fool who bought the P-P-P-Powerbook?

P-P-P-Powerbook by KQH May 28, 2004

powerpoint

A heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs.
This little piece of sh -- I mean, software comes with MS Office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend Clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself.
It masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch Adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with Adobe as possible.
Also, it will HOG all your SWAP SPACE.
Bastard.

Person: Instead of doing real technical work, I spent all day making powerpoint slides out of my results, only to have the software freeze my computer after a few hours.

powerpoint by creaternity May 12, 2006

powerpop 

Style of music that employs rock and roll/punk elements and an emotional undertone in its songs. Basically combines Beatle song content/jangly guitars with Johnny Thunders-esque pace and riffs.

Powerpop reached its creative peak during the late 1970's & early 1980's. Regardless of what psuedo-scene girls say...it has nothing to do with hellogoodye and everything to do with 20/20, The Knack, The Raspberries, The Nerves, etc.

Hellogoodybe IS NOT powerpop...but the Nerves are.

powerpop by Henry__Chinaski April 17, 2007