poute

Prounounced Poo-tay. A hairpiece for the crotch.
A contraction of pubic and toupe.
(Coined by Dave)

"On arriving back home after the Spanish American War, it appeared that I contracted Syphillis. After my shave I ordered a poute from the wig shop"
Synonym: Merkin
Antonym: Toupe

by Mr. Blump July 23, 2008

poute

A hairpiece for the crotch. Contraction of "pubic" and "toupe"

toupe, pudwig, snapperdoo, crotchmop

"I contracted syphyllis during the Great War. After the shave, I bought a poute."
(Coined by Dave)

by Mr. Blump November 5, 2005

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

by jpg3 August 28, 2010

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

Poetenry

Poems of ten lines.

Md. Ziaul Haque, from Bangladesh, started writing poetenry.

by Rajeeb2014 January 15, 2013

Poeten

The poet who writes only ten-line-poems.

I would like to be a great poeten in the days ahead.

by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2013

Pontent

When a Just Chatting Twitch streamer stares at boobs and buttholes for 4 hours, then does 3 roulettes and calls it a day.

Today was a great day for Pontent.

by Wedigar October 25, 2022