hairpiece

Substitution for "piece" (see example)

As in "we all up in this hairpiece."

by Ross Hogg September 23, 2002

hairpiece

A shooting implement made from pure mohair.

Hand over the money you bank telling fuck, I'm carrying a loaded hairpiece!

by www.fulep.com April 19, 2004

French Hairpiece

When French people shit on each other's heads. A festive "French Hairpiece" cake is usually served afterwards. The cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.

"My father was born in Paris, so every February 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded "French Hairpiece"."

by Dirty Dru February 16, 2009

Genital Hairpiece

Another term for genital herpes.

You have been diagnosed with a bad case of the genital hairpiece.

by Fatal Blackout September 15, 2006

Delaware hairpiece

you are fucking a girl (doggy style and pulling her hair) and right before you cum, you rip out her hair and cum on her baldspot.

I was fucking my sister last night and gave her a brand new Delaware hairpiece for her birthday.

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

hairpie crisis

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

hairpie

A vagina, pussy, box, cunt, snatch, etc...

That chicks hairpie is loose as hell!

by js_hunter81 April 6, 2007