When French people shit on each other's heads. A festive "French Hairpiece" cake is usually served afterwards. The cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.

"My father was born in Paris, so every February 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded "French Hairpiece"."

French Hairpiece by Dirty Dru February 16, 2009

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Genital Hairpiece

Another term for genital herpes.

You have been diagnosed with a bad case of the genital hairpiece.

Genital Hairpiece by Fatal Blackout September 15, 2006

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Delaware hairpiece

you are fucking a girl (doggy style and pulling her hair) and right before you cum, you rip out her hair and cum on her baldspot.

I was fucking my sister last night and gave her a brand new Delaware hairpiece for her birthday.

Delaware hairpiece by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

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hairpie crisis

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

hairpie crisis by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

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hairpie

A vagina, pussy, box, cunt, snatch, etc...

That chicks hairpie is loose as hell!

hairpie by js_hunter81 April 6, 2007

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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