pouner

a friend that is more closer to you then your best friend.

that is my pouner

by DAniel MAson111116 July 11, 2010

Dog pounder

One who is attracted to unattractive partners.

Juan was a dog pounder, who had few standards other than a willingness to play!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

pile pounder

When you get yourself a pile, stack, or bushel of women and stack them on top of each other. After stacking them you proceed to pound their pussies until satisfaction is achieved for all parties. Be careful if you are going to attempt a career as a pile pounder. Too much ass at once stacked upon each other has killed many men.

Doug: I want to have a 3 way so bad.

Tim: You should try to become a pile pounder bro. I think you have the dick for it.

Doug: shit can be dangerous bro. But stacked ass does sound like something I need to tackle.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

North Poulner

Known for beefing the South of Poulner.

The North have Tescos and the rest of the shopping area and will stand their ground

However i personally got caught lacking at a shop in the South and they didn't do anything

This goes on to prove that the Northside mandem are elite whilst the South are trying to gain attention by using the name of North Poulner in vain

Morgan: I was circling the South on my moped when I came across a nitty and he nearly bit me
Dan: Yeah bro you can tell it's the South

In this Situation, a Northside resident (North Poulner) has appeared to of came across a crackhead who (in an attempt of attacking him) has tried to bite him

by Certiest of the North February 11, 2020

pumpkin pounder

1. A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pasty skinned partners over all others.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.

Josh: "Dude, Art is always going after those redheads."
Joe: "Yea he is a real pumpkin pounder!"

by Breacher_Man April 17, 2014

Pounder talk

Ridiculous nonsense spoken by another

I hear what you’re saying - but that’s pounder talk.

by Chris Hopz January 3, 2020

Pornery

Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.

After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.

by kipchoogey July 23, 2010