pouser

Common misspelling of the word "poser," often used by stupid 18 year old boys to show how cool it is to be stupid.

What the fuck is with people that say they smoke GANJA and they really don't you fuckin POUSERS!!!!!!!!

by Screwbacca March 17, 2005

Pouser

A person who strives to live their best life, like Pou

The show started, and i knew instantly that i wanted to become a Pouser.

by TeMichelleSquad March 18, 2022

Pouser

A person who aspires to walk, talk and act with confidence without fear of judgement.

I had lunch with a pouser.

by TeMichelleSquad May 16, 2022

emo pouser

A kid who classifys there self as emo but still secretly have a Linsay Lohan fetish...bizzare

Go cry in a corner you emo pouser

by Bre June 19, 2006

art poser

Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.

Tasha is such an art poser.

This gallery sucks, what a bunch of art posers!

by Muscoffo August 17, 2015

poser

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.

Don't be such a Thomas, you only listen to Metal because all of your "friends" do, you big poser!

by MechaniX March 10, 2008

Posery

A place where many unoriginal people gather, usually pretending to have a broader knowledge on certain subjects, they might carry exceptionally large books, wear glasses when their sight is flawless, etc. They take stereotypes to seriously and use them to improve their social image.

Let's go to Starbucks even if it's a posery their coffee's epic.

by Milly39 December 26, 2010