A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.

Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends

Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

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self-portraitographer

Someone who takes pictures of them self a lot, especially in the mirror at weird angles, making peace signs and "cute" faces

90% of the people on myspace, photobucket, facebook, etc. are self-portraitographers

self-portraitographer by x0supercool0x February 10, 2008

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Potatore

A whore of potatoes; someone who orders and/or eats multiple varieties of potatoes in a single meal.

Jenny is such a potatore-she ordered fries, a baked potato, and hashbrown casserole.

Potatore by potatore123 October 22, 2010

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protractoring

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling

Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her

protractoring by fandomwizard April 20, 2017

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