potio

Patio where smoking pot is acceptable

I will be retiring to the Potio
patio potio

by Malibu Jack September 19, 2017

pothole patchrol

Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.

The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.

by jpg3 March 14, 2015

Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

by Mustard King April 1, 2010

pothole neglect

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

by jeff rose August 27, 2008

Shitter's Polio

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

by souperpig November 4, 2009

Pofiooz

Persian for asshole or prick. Usually used for cussing in serious situations and it's not taken as a friendly term.

Have you heard of David ? That pofiooz still owes me a hundred bucks.

by PersianNigga August 15, 2018

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021