patio 

the flat area between the butthole and the scrotum... very arrousable place

i touched his patio and he went boom

patio by Liz January 21, 2003

Patio 

Most often used to describe an outdoor area at a restaurant or drinking establishment, the lack of which is often constantly lamented by some twats until everyone is sick of listening to them and you have to find somewhere that has one.

Shut the fuck up, Jay, there's no patio within 2 miles of here.

Patio by SleeperStew July 10, 2017

patio 

another term for token on da green leaf.

I love sittin on tha patio.

patio by Milkbone September 29, 2004

Patio 

the equivalent to Aight or okay or OK or alright

Friend: "we are going to the movies at 7"
You: " Patio"

Patio by burrito888 January 17, 2017

Patio 

During a one night standon holiday she said "I want it on the patio" but I didn't hear her properly and heard "I want it in the batty hole". Batty hole is a term for arse hole used by Ali G (Britsh comic character).

"I'm gonna fill her patio" "I'll tear up her patio later"

Patio by Chris Rhys January 16, 2008

Patio 

A guy with a very loud, uncontrollable laughter from Houston that consumes more then enough alocohol in one night; enough to pass out on the patio of someone elses house.

When John passed out on the patio that one time at Toms party, he became Patio!!!

Patio by Patio October 4, 2004

Patio 

It’s means pussio and patty together

Wag1 yu patio

Patio by Patio 12345 ching January 11, 2020