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Postrationalizer, someone who's good at coming up with very sensible sounding reasons for events or situtations after the fact that are attractive narratives but aren't based on factual evidence. Rationalizes for fitness with one's internal preferences rather than facing the messy reality.
Kenny is a postrat. He says Amazon was right to do layoffs because the company has become too distracted with many low value products, and executives clearly saw this. In fact, the company was simply reacting to market pressure to cut costs because every other company was.
postrat by kenny72 April 6, 2023
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postmates 

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....
Hey man, can you postmates us some food?
postmates by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

Postmates Gypsy 

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."
"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

Post-date postmate 

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Post-date postmate by Polo boy September 10, 2019

Prostrate Exam 

The only time you don't want doc to have two hands...
That was an awkward prostrate exam.
Prostrate Exam by The haydero April 5, 2021

Postrage 

Aggravation over high postage costs.
The item on ebay had very high postrage.
Postrage by juneaux March 30, 2009

postcation 

the day after your actual vacation
Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!
postcation by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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