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postmate 

to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.
"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"

"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
postmate by corn_ramen July 28, 2019
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postmate 

NOT to lend any object to someone, not just food. Not sure who would make up something like that. No one uses it like that.
Guys, Knee just tried to make up a fake definition of 'postmate' on Urban Dictionary. That's not cool.
postmate by bustedgroudon July 28, 2019

Post-date postmate 

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Post-date postmate by Polo boy September 10, 2019

postmates 

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....
Hey man, can you postmates us some food?
postmates by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

Postmates Gypsy 

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."
"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

Postmaestroo

Postmaestroo is a player of the famous roblox league Ro Evolution Soccer Association.

The attacker, formerly known as Seitano, AcaFullTvFan and TheSerbShiba has made a name for himself for hitting the post on multiple key occasions, therefore hitting the post can be referred to AcaFullTvFan
Below is one of the following examples;

MakeIeIe: hits the post last minute whilst drawing 1-1 to ac milan
The crowd: POSTMAESTROO CURSED U LOOOOOOOOOL
Postmaestroo by Dannyvoetballer October 10, 2020

postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.
Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!
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murderhobo 

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