to lend any object to someone, not just food. Postmates delivers not just food (as most people assume) but also groceries, alcohol, clothing, etc. Music artist John Mayer used this term while explaining his encounter with pop star Shawn Mendes needing clothing and asking Mayer to "postmate" him some.
"'...Do you think you could Postmates underwear?... I'm just, I'm out of underwear.' And I said, 'You don't have to Postmates underwear, man, I'll get you underwear.'"
"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
"Hey can you postmate me some money? I'll pay you back"
by corn_ramen July 28, 2019
Get the postmate mug.NOT to lend any object to someone, not just food. Not sure who would make up something like that. No one uses it like that.
Guys, Knee just tried to make up a fake definition of 'postmate' on Urban Dictionary. That's not cool.
by bustedgroudon July 28, 2019
Get the postmate mug.When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
by Polo boy September 10, 2019
Get the Post-date postmate mug.by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017
Get the postmates mug.Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."
by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021
Get the Postmates Gypsy mug.Postmaestroo is a player of the famous roblox league Ro Evolution Soccer Association.
The attacker, formerly known as Seitano, AcaFullTvFan and TheSerbShiba has made a name for himself for hitting the post on multiple key occasions, therefore hitting the post can be referred to AcaFullTvFan
The attacker, formerly known as Seitano, AcaFullTvFan and TheSerbShiba has made a name for himself for hitting the post on multiple key occasions, therefore hitting the post can be referred to AcaFullTvFan
Below is one of the following examples;
MakeIeIe: hits the post last minute whilst drawing 1-1 to ac milan
The crowd: POSTMAESTROO CURSED U LOOOOOOOOOL
MakeIeIe: hits the post last minute whilst drawing 1-1 to ac milan
The crowd: POSTMAESTROO CURSED U LOOOOOOOOOL
by Dannyvoetballer October 10, 2020
Get the Postmaestroo mug.1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.
Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!
by Plisky March 2, 2009
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