postmaster
Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!
postmaster by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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postmates
postmates by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017
Postmates Gypsy
Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."
Postmates Gypsy by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021
Post-date postmate
When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
Post-date postmate by Polo boy September 10, 2019
Pokémaster
I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.
I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
Pokemon!
A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.
I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.
Pokemon!
A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Pokémaster by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014
Postosterone
Postosterone by Al Dente June 7, 2019
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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ulzzang
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