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Postmadonna 

A person who came after Madonna.
Sarah was a Postmadonna, being born after august 16, 1958
Postmadonna by F1n3 July 19, 2011

postmarital pussy pay 

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.
First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

postmarital sex 

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.

postmalonic 

A person who is sexualy atracted to Post Malone
Me: I'm postmalonic.

Someone: But what does that mean
Me: It means that I am only attracted to Post Malone
Someone: Oh, I think I am too
postmalonic by -Tbh.Idk- March 4, 2021

Mexican Postmark 

To spell one's name in ejaculate on the chest of one's partner. Bonus points are earned if a stamp is wiped on the penis and then affixed to the partner's forehead.

Related definitions: Mexican Return Address
It cost me 37 cents, but it was definitely worth it to give her a Mexican Postmark.
Mexican Postmark by Soda June 11, 2006

Mexican Postmark 

Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!
LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!

Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.

Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!