post paste
Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.
post paste by von groovy February 21, 2019
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Post Ejaculation Cum Paste
When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.
I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.
Post Ejaculation Cum Paste by hayooh December 4, 2010
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photographic evidence posthaste
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
photographic evidence posthaste by Yams January 16, 2008
Postposterous
Way beyond the aftermath of anything preposterous. Looooong after preposterous has been beaten into the ground so much it turns into coal, then diamonds. The source should have just given up ages ago, they're just old.
Postposterous by SQLbait December 18, 2010
postmaster
Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!
postmaster by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
posthaste
Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt.
In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.
In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.
The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste..
posthaste by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019
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