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Pussy's Pussy 

Way to explain that pussy (i.e.: female vagina, genitals) is the same regardless how good looking the person is, a good looking chick does not have a better vagina just because she is good looking.
I banged that chick last night, she not the best looking chick but pussy's pussy.
Pussy's Pussy by TheCrusher69 September 24, 2011

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome 

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

Pussy's smoke 

1. Something totally irrelevant
2. Of less importance
3. Piece of cake
1. He's a pussy's smoke
2. Pussy's smoke
3. It's a pussy's smoke for us...
Pussy's smoke by Goran P. June 14, 2007

That's what good pussy sounds like 

What a dude on vine dais to his mom while she was cooking some food in a pan.
That vine with that dude saying 'That's what good pussy sounds like' made me laugh my ass off.

pussy's real good

Phrase commonly mistaken for "Push it real good" in the song Push It by Salt 'N Pepa.
Flashback to 1987
Susan: Yo! Shelly! Did you hear that new Salt 'N Pepa song, Pussy's Real Good?

Shelly: It's Push It Real Good, dumbass!
pussy's real good by cdub22 December 14, 2007

s.s. pussy shovel 

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex
"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"
s.s. pussy shovel by Spread Condor December 21, 2009