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Posadism 

A communist and Trotskyist ideology founded by J. Posadas (real name Homero Rómulo Cristalli Frasnelli). He taught that UFOS were sent by alien communist in order to inspire revolution on Earth. Also they believe dolphins can speak and that Sex and Jokes will be abolished in the future utopia. Posadism is the only true ideology, everything else is revisionism.
Revisionist Leftist: lol posadism is such a funny meme XD
True Follower of Posadas: Cthulhu fhtagn!
Revisionist’s head implodes
Posadism by TheRealPitbull November 22, 2020
Related Words
posia posi Posie pasian posa posada posca Podiatrist podiatry Popiah

The Posies 

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.
Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

posiden's kiss 

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

posimistic 

A posimistic person is someone who has a very positive, affirmative, optimistic, favorable outlook on life.

It's actually a combination of the words postive and optimistic, hence " posimistic", "posimist " & " posimism ".

The opposite would of-course be "negamistic" , "negamist ", " negamism ", which is a combination of the words " negative " and " pessimistic " !
"Charlie is always posimistic, expecting the best in this best of all possible worlds, but sooner rather than later he must come to the realization that he cannot have his cake and eat it too !"
posimistic by Uncle Wally esq. June 16, 2009

posadism 

A branch of authoritarian communism (more specifically trotskyism) pioneered by J. Posadas, an Argentinian Trotskyist, which believes that a nuclear war will trigger a global proletarian revolution, causing all nations on the planet to become socialist. Posadism is also known for its theories about UFOs, specifically about how only a communist society could become so advanced as to achieve space travel, therefore if any aliens were to visit earth they would be communist. The third aspect of posadism, often referenced in memes, is dolphins. The claim is that posadists also believe that humans could theoretically communicate with dolphins, seeing them as an intelligent and developed enough species, only somehow we are prevented from doing so by capitalism. Sources for this are unclear.
I dunno man, posadism kinda makes a lot of sense, like, come on, the best way to get rid of capitalism is to just nuke it and then rebuild, right? And aliens that share my exact political philosophy? That’s just straight up rad! Plus, you gotta love the dolphins, dolphins are cute.
posadism by homolizard February 16, 2020
discord shitposter with big nose. every community has at least one polia.
"polia got banned again guys"

"really? I guess we'll see him again next week"
polia by DiscordCommunityLogger February 19, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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