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podiatrist 

Off to see my podiatrist!
podiatrist by the most gay homo April 19, 2018

Arabic Podiatrist

One who specializes in camel toe.
I love camel toe more than an Arabic Podiatrist.

Armchair podiatrist 

Someone who is fascinated about touching people's feet, but not as a fetish. They usually have beginner-level knowledge on the anatomy of the human foot and can also give great foot massages.
My sister's boyfriend is kind of a creep about her feet, like an armchair podiatrist.
Armchair podiatrist by sad miku November 8, 2023

Podiaristic 

Podiaristic : left - footed, Gr. pous, [pod-, foot; see ped- in Indo-European Roots + Aristic : noun ar’ es’ tik < Gr. < aristos best , Gr. < aristera, left also referred to best, as in aristocratic
My Podiatrist says that Podiaristic is an accurate evaluation for being left-footed.
Podiaristic by Lhander January 15, 2015

podiatryst 

A lower-extremity doctor who has such an acute foot-fetish dat he wants to do da ol' bouncy-bouncy wif any lady he examines who has attractive tootsies.
Hot chick: Some folks in this town despise our local podiatryst and won't go to him, but I don't mind having sex wif him 'cuz then he treats me for free.
podiatryst by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Brooklyn Pediatrist 

Verb : a footjob given to an Italian American from the Boro of Brooklyn, by a man with rickets
Ry- “Dude, your pecker must be killing you after getting a Brooklyn Pediatrist”

Mike- “nah, it was amazing”
Brooklyn Pediatrist by BCHRISTO84 January 19, 2021
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