Every year on the night before
Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be
happy and crawl back into the
hole until next year.
This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the
crazy rabid child.
Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...
"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this
time he's gonna wear a soda
hat." said the rabid redneck.