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Pokéholic

Someone who is thoroughly addicted to Pokémon, obsessing over IVs and competitive play. Also refers to anyone who plays way too much Pokémon in their free time.
Person 1: Have you seen Chad lately?
Person 2: No, he's been playing Pokemon Omega Ruby inside all day.
Person 1: Wow, what a pokéholic!
by Slick Silver February 10, 2015
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Potaholic

Pot•a•hol•ic
Pŏt'ä'hôlĭk/pot-uh-HAW-lik

A habitual user of marijuana.

Containing or related to a person "addicted" to consuming or smoking marijuana on a daily basis. Usually multiple times a day due to stress or any reason they feel necessary. The person feels it is completely normal to have this habit.

A person who would be defined a stoner, pothead, or burnout.

Etymology
Back formation from alcoholic

Antonym
Straight edge
1. Mary: "I don't know how you wake up ad smoke right away."

Jane: "You know i'm a potaholic!"
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2. Mary: "Billy Bob looks blazed again."

Jane: "He must be a potaholic..."

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3. Mary: "Sam is so uptight!"

Jane: "He would probably relax if he was a potaholic."
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4. Potaholics accross America are fighting for legalization of canibus.

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5. Mary: "You smoke a lot!"

Jane: "Meh, i'm a potaholic."
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6. Mary: "The most laid back people you will ever meet are potaholics."

Jane: "That's so true! They are the most easy going people."
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by sunshinebella September 19, 2016
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pokaholic

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.
Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
by oibeachnc December 15, 2008
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Popaholic

Me: Carter are you a Popaholic
Carter: yes especially Mountain Dew. Always do the dew
by iRaptor007 December 17, 2019
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Poserholic

Name for somebody who deliberately takes photos with their drink in their hand, most common in teenagers who want to show that they were allowed to drink and getting drunk. Acting like its really cool to be off your face.
Teen 1: Pfft! Omg Dean is such a Poserholic look at him with two beers in each hand, bet he thinks hes the shit HAHA!

Teen 2: I'd say i was at the party and that was my freaking drink he was holding!
by Ab Fab March 26, 2009
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podaholic

A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.

Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."

They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)

They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.

Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.

The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.

Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"

"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."
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popaholic

One who enjoys or is addicted to popping pimples or watching them be popped
I told my girlfriend I was a popaholic, now I’m single.
by Gordan’s Gecko May 18, 2018
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