Posthooker

pohsthook-er, n.

Pejorative name pertaining to individuals who after the Sandy Hook incident, price-gouged the sale of firearms and ammunition to obscene and unrealistic prices to fuel the panic that was the impending (albeit failed) ban on semi-automatic rifles and standard-capacity magazines, often selling firearms and ammunition at 150-400% and greater of their actual value.

That Posthooker just tried to sell me a DPMS AR-15 for $3,000. I told him

by Wolfpackindustries June 16, 2013

Prostihooker

The conjunction of the words prostitue and hooker. Used to describe a girl who is slutyer than both a prostitue and a hooker, or used as a derogitory term to someone you don't like.

Ex. 1 "That Courtney is such a prostihooker, she probably spends most of her time on her knees." Ex.2 "Leave me alone you fucking prostihooker!!!!"

by Xero _ Manifest December 12, 2010

Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21

Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO

by backupwaffles April 29, 2021

pornhooker

Conflation of porn star and hooker. This comes courtesy of the original pornhooker and former first lady, Melania Trump.

POTUS was a known fan of pornhookers.

by lost springs, kansas March 19, 2021

postdockery

Self-inflicted fuckery where you apply for another underpaid research position and stay in denial about your career prospects as a Ph.D.

"You were supposed to interview for that research consultancy job today! Why did you do this postdockery instead?!"

by tgwtt October 7, 2021