Posthooker 

pohsthook-er, n.

Pejorative name pertaining to individuals who after the Sandy Hook incident, price-gouged the sale of firearms and ammunition to obscene and unrealistic prices to fuel the panic that was the impending (albeit failed) ban on semi-automatic rifles and standard-capacity magazines, often selling firearms and ammunition at 150-400% and greater of their actual value.

That Posthooker just tried to sell me a DPMS AR-15 for $3,000. I told him

Posthooker by Wolfpackindustries June 16, 2013

Prostihooker 

The conjunction of the words prostitue and hooker. Used to describe a girl who is slutyer than both a prostitue and a hooker, or used as a derogitory term to someone you don't like.

Ex. 1 "That Courtney is such a prostihooker, she probably spends most of her time on her knees." Ex.2 "Leave me alone you fucking prostihooker!!!!"

Prostihooker by Xero _ Manifest December 12, 2010

Post-Hooker 

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21

Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO

Post-Hooker by backupwaffles April 29, 2021

pornhooker 

Conflation of porn star and hooker. This comes courtesy of the original pornhooker and former first lady, Melania Trump.

POTUS was a known fan of pornhookers.

pornhooker by lost springs, kansas March 19, 2021

postdockery 

Self-inflicted fuckery where you apply for another underpaid research position and stay in denial about your career prospects as a Ph.D.

"You were supposed to interview for that research consultancy job today! Why did you do this postdockery instead?!"

postdockery by tgwtt October 7, 2021