3 definitions by Johnathan Ball
Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.
This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.
Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...
"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...
"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
by Johnathan Ball February 21, 2008
Leader of the ooeeooee cult (Roswell 1947). This is like a dungeon master!!!
In charge of sacrificing hippies to alien overlords, in exchange for rocks.
Collect profits from non-profit organizations around the world.
In charge of sacrificing hippies to alien overlords, in exchange for rocks.
Collect profits from non-profit organizations around the world.
by Johnathan Ball December 17, 2007
A cult in which people worship specific species of aliens. Members are often seen chanting "ooeeooee."
This cult seems to have originated in 1947, shortly after the Roswell incident.
Members also seem to have an extreme distrust of hippies.
This cult seems to have originated in 1947, shortly after the Roswell incident.
Members also seem to have an extreme distrust of hippies.
Ooeeooee we are aliens. Ooeeooee we reproduce with rocks.
We are meeting at the Ooeeooee temple later.
We are meeting at the Ooeeooee temple later.
by Johnathan Ball November 5, 2007