portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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portugeese breakfast by gooentak March 5, 2007

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

portugeese breakfast by kz424 January 13, 2008

Portugese breakfast 

This ia a very satisfying, Tasty, and interestingly hot way to eat a sloppy omelette. First you need a willing particapent, after you have found one you need 3 eggs, some parsley, and oh yes the canadian bacon. Once you have all the ingredients mixed together pour them into the participants anal cavity, now the trick is to make them really hot they are in a sense the "skillet". This will warm the mix and it is now ready for consumption. The prefered tool for the pros is a straw. But you need to have some good lungs for this meal for you do need to work for it...

Wow i had the best portugese breakfast last night... Dude you were with steve all night....

Portugese breakfast by S 3 X Y Santa August 17, 2005

portuguese breakfast

The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.

That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.

portuguese breakfast by Anthony Enrique Esparza Cinelli September 15, 2005

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭

I ate a Portuguese breakfast !
-a what?
Basically a (insert Portuguese pastry)
-cool!

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST by I live in Spain without the s October 30, 2021

portuguese breakfast

A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.

Nothing satisfied paul more than waking up and helping his mother to prepare a nice portuguese breakfast after a night of drinking.

portuguese breakfast by lilas December 14, 2008

portugeuse breakfast 

the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.

Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.

portugeuse breakfast by Ed Fremantlemedia August 5, 2007