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portished 

Porished-

1 The ends of a meansTaxedermy, mounted above; usually to display wealth over life.

2 To fade away into darkness; lose your being

3 To lose all grasp on material and nosequential life, as it is known.

4 To Own and embody the wholeness of Life and its future.
The portished; left Less craving for Stagnantisity, then those completely zeroed.
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Portishead 

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.
Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.
Portishead by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

portishead 

OMG It's Portishead!
portishead by Dashite July 10, 2003

polished pussy 

The term used to describe a "clean" or shaved vagina. Often used when talking about oral sex.
Rob only eats polished pussy. He's no slob.
polished pussy by cnopa March 31, 2010

Portashee 

A more direct way to express being bored as shit
There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee
Portashee by Darkwen July 10, 2019

Gettin' Yo nob Polished 

When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion.
When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion. And she shouts "YOUR Gettin' Yo nob Polished "

should have polished the wood 

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"