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1 The ends of a meansTaxedermy, mounted above; usually to display wealth over life.

2 To fade away into darkness; lose your being

3 To lose all grasp on material and nosequential life, as it is known.

4 To Own and embody the wholeness of Life and its future.
The portished; left Less craving for Stagnantisity, then those completely zeroed.
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Portishead 

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Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.
Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.
Portishead by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

portishead 

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OMG It's Portishead!
portishead by Dashite July 10, 2003

polished pussy 

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The term used to describe a "clean" or shaved vagina. Often used when talking about oral sex.
Rob only eats polished pussy. He's no slob.
polished pussy by cnopa March 31, 2010

Portashee 

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A more direct way to express being bored as shit
There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee
Portashee by Darkwen July 10, 2019

Gettin' Yo nob Polished 

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When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion.
When yo gurl holds your testicals with fo' fingas and her palm and pushes your penis up with her thumb, then takes her other hand and rubs the head of yo penis with her palm in a circular motion. And she shouts "YOUR Gettin' Yo nob Polished "

should have polished the wood 

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What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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