porties 

the portable toilets where everyone goes to smoke bongs because no one wants a weed house.

or

the place where you go to root a random sunbury hoe cause neither of you have a free

person 1: "yoza, wanna mix at the porties?"

person 2: "fuck yeah cunt"

example 2

person 1: "you're so fit wanna root"

person 2: "ofc babe do you have a free?"

person 1: "nah do you?"

person 2: "neither come porties"

porties by spiritual vegemite February 18, 2023

You should tell that at parties. 

Sarcastic reply to a lame story or bad joke.

Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."

Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."

You should tell that at parties. by JRBizzle November 7, 2010

Portishead 

Influential female fronted band from Bristol, UK. Part of the trip hop genre with their laid back beats and cool scratching. Their first album "Dummy" (1994) was praised by the media. And their second album, "Portishead" was welcomed warmly, although had quite a different sound to their first album. It was more dark and disturbed. But still just as original and enjoyable with that distinct jazz-fusion meets hip-hop feel about it.

Fans of Portishead often also enjoy Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Lamb, Earthling, and Goldfrapp.

Portishead by Bronnie Tyler January 5, 2004

Porta Potties 

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.

Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."

Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012

popular parties 

parties that popular kids that no one cares about get invited to just to talk about unpopular kids, drink, get high, fuck, and make out because they finally notice that they are jackasses

Unpopular kid 1: popular parties are gay!

Unpopular kid 2: Why?

Unpopular kid 1: Because they are just parties with popular people. And they don't think about inviting regular people.

popular parties by dancinboy49 October 18, 2010

in parties 

to be totally wasted by alcohol or drugs

"Sorry about yesterday, I was in parties.. I couldn't even walk home"

in parties by tsitsi October 9, 2008

Clinton Portis 

Washington Redskins running back who routinely dresses up in outrageous costumes for his weekly news conferences, as well as playing at an All Pro level throughout his career.

Dude, I totally pulled a Clinton Portis yesterday and put on a wig for my interview.

Clinton Portis by P. Ved January 17, 2006