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You should tell that at parties.
Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."
Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."
Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."
You should tell that at parties. by JRBizzle November 7, 2010
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popular parties
parties that popular kids that no one cares about get invited to just to talk about unpopular kids, drink, get high, fuck, and make out because they finally notice that they are jackasses
Unpopular kid 1: popular parties are gay!
Unpopular kid 2: Why?
Unpopular kid 1: Because they are just parties with popular people. And they don't think about inviting regular people.
Unpopular kid 2: Why?
Unpopular kid 1: Because they are just parties with popular people. And they don't think about inviting regular people.
popular parties by dancinboy49 October 18, 2010
in parties
in parties by tsitsi October 9, 2008
Cheekbone polishing parties
What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."
This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.
me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014
prince of parties
The coolest music video in the world. Everyone should see it. Comes from the HBO original flight of the conchords.
prince of parties by Michael omar April 13, 2008
family parties
a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL
kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell
family parties by IphoneSlayer1713 May 25, 2016
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