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Port Townsend
Port Townsend by AnonymousAsshole666 June 6, 2016
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port townsend
a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side
meth is a large problem in this town..
at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...
meth is a large problem in this town..
at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...
port townsend by cocoachicken November 5, 2007
Port Townsend
A small suburb close to port angeles....and whidbey island..full of old rich people, stoners, nothing to do and a boat dock.....
Port Townsend by blahblahland March 16, 2008
port townsend
a town where drugs are a huge issue..
a town where a mansion is next to a trailer..
A pt boy where's football uniform's and AE
A pt girl where's Abercrombie, Juicy, Louis, and pin'
s up hair.
a town where a mansion is next to a trailer..
A pt boy where's football uniform's and AE
A pt girl where's Abercrombie, Juicy, Louis, and pin'
s up hair.
Carry: Sally moved to port townsend!
Felicia: Fuck she must live uptown since her dad is a lawyer..o my godzzzzzzzzz!!!
Felicia: Fuck she must live uptown since her dad is a lawyer..o my godzzzzzzzzz!!!
port townsend by cocoachicken December 3, 2007
Port Townsend
Port townsend is a small town in western washington...
many old people live here.....there is nothing to do.. port townsend and gig harbor can relate =[!
many old people live here.....there is nothing to do.. port townsend and gig harbor can relate =[!
Port Townsend by trendy kim December 14, 2007
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