Cpt.Bob's definitions

arrows

Those satanic little...devices that blur up the screen in Dance Dance Revolution. Overexposure to arrows can cause arrow-related hallucinations over an indefinite period of time.

After attempting MAX 300 ten times straight, John kept seeing arrows in his nightmares.

by Cpt.Bob November 20, 2004

fan boy

See sonyroolz

Sonyroolz needs to shut the f*** up.

by Cpt.Bob November 28, 2003

port town

Where Captain Falcon comes from. If you don't know what I'm talking about, play F-Zero.

Quote from the instruction manual:
"aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery."

by Cpt.Bob November 7, 2003

Friendly fire

An Oxymoron

Murphy's law: Friendly fire--isn't

by Cpt.Bob November 2, 2003

anvil

A large, heavy object often used in acts of cartoon violence such as Wile E. Coyote.

Not only did the Road Runner lead him off the cliff, but he fell into a river and headfirst onto an anvil! And then, Another anvil fell out of nowhere and flattened him! WORDROTFLMAO/WORD!!!

by Cpt.Bob October 30, 2003

ghetto sled

See: wordrice burner/word

See: wordrice burner/word

by Cpt.Bob October 29, 2003

the space robots

They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word

We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by Cpt.Bob October 23, 2003