port'pet

the carpet at the portland international airport (pdx)

my friend just moved into a new apartment, but the carpet floors look just like the port'pet 🤢

by saphmara October 19, 2023

Port-O-Potty Pete

One who fucks in a Port-O-Potty.
(doesn't matter if they are named Pete)

Billy: Hey Melanie, lets go in this stink hole of a bathroom and fuck like rabbits.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.

by "Dingleberry-huntin Dean" Bobbit June 29, 2004

Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

by scrappington2 September 13, 2014