porsk 

A small dish of a snackable item

Can I have a porsk of nuts please?

porsk by Crunst May 24, 2022

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Vegan pulled pork 

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

Alabama pork pie 

A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.

Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."

Alabama pork pie by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

Polska Gurom 

Comedic spelling of "Polska Górą" (Poland on top)
Patriotic slogan often associated with sport, most famously used by Mariusz Pudzianowski

Mariusz: "POLSKA GUROM!!!"

Polska Gurom by BepisMan69 September 17, 2022

Pork Product 

Pork Product

The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends

Fat, me? Says you you little pork product

Pork Product by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020