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n: a pork meat found almost exlusively in New Jersey. It can be compared to ham, sausage, bacon, or Canadian bacon, but it has its own distinct flavor. Pork Roll is primarily eaten as a breakfast meat, and usually fried and eaten on a sandwich with eggs and/or cheese. It is also referred to as Taylor Ham, but this is a misnomer because Taylor Ham is a brand name of pork roll, which is the product.
Hey, Tim, want to go to the diner and get some pork roll sandwiches?
by Ian Zapcic July 05, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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"I was fisting my girlfriend but she was still thirsty, so I had no choice but to give her the pork roll."
by SentientDreamer February 26, 2017
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Staple food of the small, impoverished Italian colony known as New Jersey.
I'd like a pork roll, egg, and cheese -- salt pepper ketchup.
by basileus May 27, 2006
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Breakfast meat originally invented in Trenton, NJ. Called Taylor Ham north of the Raritan river.
I like a porkroll, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.
by JerzBee December 09, 2019
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I drank too much last night, took a fat chick home and had a Pork Roll.
by Obamistake August 28, 2010
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Sausage-like meat product. Known as HEAD CHEESE in the South
Fry my up a slice of that pork roll.
by Johhnyjersey March 28, 2007
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