porot

dutch-word is porotten for a sound that is made when you are taking your life partner in the behind. And at the moment she can't hold her shit in. She shits your whole cock under. And that's what we call to porot

those beans made me porot on my boyfriend.

porot by mister Porot January 15, 2008

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

poon poot 

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.

Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"

poon poot by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

porpoise poot 

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

porpoise poot by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Poortelligent 

An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.

Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded

Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Pootana 

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019