Pornbody

Refers to a girls perfectly shaped body. The moment men see her they do have 'a gun' in their pockets. The first thought that rises is "is she into the adult industry".

Girls often have to work real hard to get these pornbodies, once achieved they mostly live the rest of their lives for free.

guy 1 : hey did you spot that total bae over there, my pants are raging
guy 2 : oh boy, now that is a Pornbody!

Pornbody by swagalicious ganspotter June 15, 2016

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Pornbody

The ultimate shaped body any hot girl trains for
They want to have a tight perfect body so if their carreer fails they can instantly go to porn as backup.

Guy1: Did you see her asking how to train for a pornbody at the gym
Guy2: Yeah, you should have seen his face!!

Pornbody by swagalicious ganspotter October 13, 2016

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Pornbody • Pornboy • pornody

pornody

an amalgamation or portmanteau of ‘porn’ + ‘parody’ \ a term for a pornographic parody on a conventional film, TV show, and any other work of art, or media event

I’ve just learned that they’ve made a pornody called “Star Whores”! My god, is nothing sacred!

pornody by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ March 26, 2011

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Pornboy

A pornboy is a man or boy whose entire knowledge of sex and relationships is based on porn.

He said 'good girl' whenever his grown adult girlfriend touched his balls, so she knew he was pornboy.

Pornboy by Psudom February 3, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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