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Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes to someone because they hurt their feelings. Porn stars are superior to non porn stars and their porn star status grants them certain privileges and behavioral rights. Despite their superior ways, porn stars have been known, albeit rarely, to make mistakes. The pornographic superhumans commitment to their calling in life can lead them to act before thinking, forgetting that their actions might have a negative impact on a non porn individual or repercussions to society in general. When they realize they have made a mistake they come back to Earth with the rest of us and admit that what they did was wrong. An apology is issued to the non porn individual, peace in the universe is restored and the porn star resumes their naked duties to mankind.
The porn star was sorry for causing world war 3, so she issued a pornpology.
by BaconMastert October 3, 2016
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Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes for doing something wrong.
They issued a pornpology for ruining his life
by BaconMastert October 2, 2016
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pornology

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.
Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!
by Night Comes On March 7, 2004
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poopology

The study of fecal matter expelled from the anus.
Poopology is not an exact science.
by certified poopologist April 9, 2004
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Pornologist

One who has seen all features on an adult network, and has memorized the comercials
Joe is school as a pornologist from DirecTV's hacked service
by Dirk D D October 29, 2003
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Pornologist

A person who not only possesses and watches porn, but lives his/her life style with all unpure thoughts.
I slept with three gay interracial midget porn Dvd's, my
blow up doll "Marge", and a sheep today, said the Pornologist.
by Baba Booey September 1, 2006
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Pornology

The scientific study of porn. Pornology courses are now offered in the more liberal univeristies where you can get a degree in it. It includes the psycological,socological,artistic and literary ect. study of porn.
He's got a degree in pornology.
by The Fury 13 November 19, 2010
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