pornjacker

Anything - an image, movie, story, or experience - so stimulating that it replaces the very function of porn itself.

"So she shows her tits, right?"
"Anything, dude. It's a total pornjacker!"

by scruffybird November 25, 2007

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

pornjack

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.

I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.

by mrdog April 8, 2006

poontacker

someone who attacks the vagina with a large sandpapery object

Gurll i heard that you poontackered someone last night?

Was that fun?!

by shananay January 2, 2008

portajacker

n.- A person who masturbates inside a portable toilet, usually on construction sites.

That dude spends like 30 minutes in the port-a-crapper, I swear he's a portajacker.

by GumpIsrael April 26, 2017

polyjacker

The crème de la crème of concrete repairmen

That polyjacker is a bad ass mother fucker!

by Don Rocinante of La Mancha July 24, 2025