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1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.

I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.

pornjack by mrdog April 8, 2006

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Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012

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pornjock

A free premium porn website that offers 100,000s of free porn videos at PornJock. ( PornJock . com )

I jacked off last night using PornJock. ( PornJock . com )

pornjock by PornJock March 9, 2019

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Poonjack

Upon being approached by a guy with a group of females,it is the act of you and your buddies stealing the group of girls from the unsuspecting guy.

Jerry: Hey tom what did u do last night?
Tom: Aw you would never believe, I went out to a club with samantha and her friends and a group of guys poonjacked me.

Poonjack by poonjacker707 August 2, 2008

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Pornsack

A newly shaved sack. NO hair at all,

Lick my pornsack!

Pornsack by dawg November 14, 2003

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pornjacker

Anything - an image, movie, story, or experience - so stimulating that it replaces the very function of porn itself.

"So she shows her tits, right?"
"Anything, dude. It's a total pornjacker!"

pornjacker by scruffybird November 25, 2007

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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