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pornjack 

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.
I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.
pornjack by mrdog April 8, 2006
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Pornjacked 

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.
Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012
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A free premium porn website that offers 100,000s of free porn videos at PornJock. ( PornJock . com )
I jacked off last night using PornJock. ( PornJock . com )
pornjock by PornJock March 9, 2019
Upon being approached by a guy with a group of females,it is the act of you and your buddies stealing the group of girls from the unsuspecting guy.
Jerry: Hey tom what did u do last night?
Tom: Aw you would never believe, I went out to a club with samantha and her friends and a group of guys poonjacked me.
Poonjack by poonjacker707 August 2, 2008

Pornsack 

A newly shaved sack. NO hair at all,
Lick my pornsack!
Pornsack by dawg November 14, 2003

pornjacker 

Anything - an image, movie, story, or experience - so stimulating that it replaces the very function of porn itself.
"So she shows her tits, right?"
"Anything, dude. It's a total pornjacker!"
pornjacker by scruffybird November 25, 2007