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To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.
Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"
Pornify by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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The act of choosing a porn video with another to mutually get off to; often through text, email, or online chat. A combination of the words "porn" and "satisfy". Also known as "relayed gratification." Once the video is agreed upon, it is often played after one of the two people says, "Ready? Go!"
Wanna pornify?
or afterwards.."pornified..thank you."
Pornify by thefoxandthehound January 13, 2013
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the opposite or lack of innocent in porn-relatted matters;
corruption with or by porn;
stained with porn-related toughts;
impure, immoral, (in some religions) sinful;
Man, the internet pornified me, and the rules 34, 35 and 36 only did it worse. I have to pornify you, as well
pornify by Sapioit August 4, 2015

Pornificate 

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.
Pornificate by Philanewbie July 3, 2010
To turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. Often used on fictional characters. E.g turning Mario into a pony. Usually rule 85 of the internet states: If something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions.
I'm going to ponify sonic the hedgehog!
ponify by A fellow brony February 3, 2014

Porniferous 

a way to describe something (or someone) that is very pornographic.
She is extremely Porniferous and raunchy, but a good lay anyhow though.
Porniferous by Shit_4_Brains December 5, 2007

Pornified 

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
Pornified by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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