pornband

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"

John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!

by Spoofnet January 13, 2013

Pornband

slang for broadband superhighway

Q;"U speak to Jimmy/Johnny/Tim/etc last night?"
A; Nah couldn't get through, the tommy tanker must've been on pornband for hours.

by Samn October 14, 2003

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.

I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013

pornland

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon

Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

Pornbanging

This action is almost identical for online dates especially at ROBLOX, except it's in a serious and sexual way which it's so higher like it's 20 times than online dating. For example, you call someone who was online dating seriously and non-stop. You can call him/her, a pornbanger. But you must not say in ROBLOX, nor the game where you can swear. You can record a Youtube video, and you can call an Online Dater a Pornbanger.

By the way, you can do that in Discord if online dater has it.
Pornbanger is a word to someone else who does online dating in a more pressing and procreative way.

Online Dater: C'mon, let's go harder upon the sky!
Youtuber: Stop pornbanging, you slut.
Online Dater: Yaoi is much better than you think.
Youtuber: Somebody report that pornbanger.

by Humaneriing November 29, 2021