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pornband 

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!
pornband by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
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Pornband 

slang for broadband superhighway
Q;"U speak to Jimmy/Johnny/Tim/etc last night?"
A; Nah couldn't get through, the tommy tanker must've been on pornband for hours.
Pornband by Samn October 14, 2003
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san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.
I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

pornland 

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon
Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

Pornbanging 

This action is almost identical for online dates especially at ROBLOX, except it's in a serious and sexual way which it's so higher like it's 20 times than online dating. For example, you call someone who was online dating seriously and non-stop. You can call him/her, a pornbanger. But you must not say in ROBLOX, nor the game where you can swear. You can record a Youtube video, and you can call an Online Dater a Pornbanger.

By the way, you can do that in Discord if online dater has it.
Pornbanger is a word to someone else who does online dating in a more pressing and procreative way.
Online Dater: C'mon, let's go harder upon the sky!
Youtuber: Stop pornbanging, you slut.
Online Dater: Yaoi is much better than you think.
Youtuber: Somebody report that pornbanger.
Pornbanging by Humaneriing November 29, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026