pornband

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"

John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!

pornband by Spoofnet January 13, 2013

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Pornband

slang for broadband superhighway

Q;"U speak to Jimmy/Johnny/Tim/etc last night?"
A; Nah couldn't get through, the tommy tanker must've been on pornband for hours.

Pornband by Samn October 14, 2003

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san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.

I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

san pornando valley by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013

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pornland

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon

Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!

pornland by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

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Pornbanging

This action is almost identical for online dates especially at ROBLOX, except it's in a serious and sexual way which it's so higher like it's 20 times than online dating. For example, you call someone who was online dating seriously and non-stop. You can call him/her, a pornbanger. But you must not say in ROBLOX, nor the game where you can swear. You can record a Youtube video, and you can call an Online Dater a Pornbanger.

By the way, you can do that in Discord if online dater has it.
Pornbanger is a word to someone else who does online dating in a more pressing and procreative way.

Online Dater: C'mon, let's go harder upon the sky!
Youtuber: Stop pornbanging, you slut.
Online Dater: Yaoi is much better than you think.
Youtuber: Somebody report that pornbanger.

Pornbanging by Humaneriing November 29, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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