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pornband 

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!
pornband by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
Words you can keep

Pornband 

slang for broadband superhighway
Q;"U speak to Jimmy/Johnny/Tim/etc last night?"
A; Nah couldn't get through, the tommy tanker must've been on pornband for hours.
Pornband by Samn October 14, 2003

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.
I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

pornland 

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon
Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!
pornland by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

Pornbanging 

This action is almost identical for online dates especially at ROBLOX, except it's in a serious and sexual way which it's so higher like it's 20 times than online dating. For example, you call someone who was online dating seriously and non-stop. You can call him/her, a pornbanger. But you must not say in ROBLOX, nor the game where you can swear. You can record a Youtube video, and you can call an Online Dater a Pornbanger.

By the way, you can do that in Discord if online dater has it.
Pornbanger is a word to someone else who does online dating in a more pressing and procreative way.
Online Dater: C'mon, let's go harder upon the sky!
Youtuber: Stop pornbanging, you slut.
Online Dater: Yaoi is much better than you think.
Youtuber: Somebody report that pornbanger.
Pornbanging by Humaneriing November 29, 2021
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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