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pornband 

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!
pornband by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
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Pornband 

slang for broadband superhighway
Q;"U speak to Jimmy/Johnny/Tim/etc last night?"
A; Nah couldn't get through, the tommy tanker must've been on pornband for hours.
Pornband by Samn October 14, 2003

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.
I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

pornland 

Also known as Portland, the worst city in Oregon
Person 1: So, have you been to that Portland yet?
Person 2: More like Pornland!
pornland by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021

Pornbanging 

This action is almost identical for online dates especially at ROBLOX, except it's in a serious and sexual way which it's so higher like it's 20 times than online dating. For example, you call someone who was online dating seriously and non-stop. You can call him/her, a pornbanger. But you must not say in ROBLOX, nor the game where you can swear. You can record a Youtube video, and you can call an Online Dater a Pornbanger.

By the way, you can do that in Discord if online dater has it.
Pornbanger is a word to someone else who does online dating in a more pressing and procreative way.
Online Dater: C'mon, let's go harder upon the sky!
Youtuber: Stop pornbanging, you slut.
Online Dater: Yaoi is much better than you think.
Youtuber: Somebody report that pornbanger.
Pornbanging by Humaneriing November 29, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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