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n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

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Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?
peleton by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013
exercise bike to buy one's wife shortly after she gave birth
Stan got his mail order bride a peleton to burn off the baby weight. Lucky bride!
Peleton by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

hillbilly peleton

a group of hillbillys riding bicycles together. derigor clothing for this peleton are a beanie, clothing advertising football or beer,trackie dacks, an unkempt long goatee is compulsory for males (but optional for females)as is the cigarette for both genders. bikes must not be worth more than a slab (of beer aka carton) extra style points awarded for bikes from the tip or from dubious legal origins (stolen)
i saw a purdy hillbilly peleton ride past my place this morning they were humming an acca dacca song
An Jschwjsch who, 50,000 years ago, led the exodus of 70,000 human beings from a war-torn Plejares star system to the Sol star system.
Pelegon was awesome!
Pelegon by Pelegon October 6, 2012
An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.
Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?
Peeton by eivrog October 14, 2010
A male penis, usually in an errect state;
Don't touch my peetong!
peetong by darkbob October 15, 2006