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a condition where your erection has achieved an unprecedented level of hardness and duration. this causes your sex partner to question your participation in porn.

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porn cock by dr_johnson October 6, 2010

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Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

Porn sized cock by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

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What the fuck do you think it is.

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Asion Midget Anal Porn With Islamic Cock by LockMan3000 October 7, 2021

Porn Cocktail

(N.) A glass of ejaculate.

Nicole drank a porn cocktail last night after I filled the glass!

Porn Cocktail by Vlnvlavclmkr247 November 17, 2019

cocktail porn

Beautiful photos and images of cocktails. with delicious garnishes, colors, and in fancy glassware.

Wooster's Garden Instagram has mouth watering cocktail porn, they look incredibly delicious.

cocktail porn by Xathrid October 25, 2018

porncock

The kind of dick you suck at an adult theatre.

Tracy went down to the Pussycat Cinema and sucked her some porncock.

porncock by Tracy White June 27, 2003

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A mild STD, usually caught by people in the adult film industry.

After sleeping with that prostitute, he had a case of the porncock

porncock by j-dogg June 26, 2003

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026