21 definitions by Cocktail Sauce #1

A snug vagina.
A tight cunt is highly desirable to men. This term is the sexiest thing for a woman to call her vagina, especially during sex.
Fuck my tight cunt with your fucking big cock!
by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 22, 2009
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MoPo short for Master Of the Painfully Obvious. An awesome web-site for awesome people! http://forum.mopo.ca/index.php
MoPo has an arcade, a forum, news, a lottery, betting, jobs, radio, & a shop.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 2, 2009
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A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.
The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009
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A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009
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A famous Seinfeld line spoken by Elaine Benes, by which she meant that a man had taken his penis out of his pants.
JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?
by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 25, 2009
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Mayor Quimby: People hate us more than Hitler City, North Carolina before they changed their name to Charlotte.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009
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